German glamour goats on the wrong track

Season 1 Episode 1

Once upon a time…or how it all began!!!

We are writing about the year 2021, a year in which an era was in focus, that of the dreaded Mrs. Corona, a woman who was toxic and almost inhuman. Almost everyone was afraid of her, no matter whether old or young, no matter what profession they belonged to, from teachers and business people who hid in fear behind their computer screens, to people who never left their homes. If they did have to leave their house, they always did so in disguise so as not to be recognised.

The most common method was the so-called mouth-nose protection. But since this was not enough for some people, as they were afraid that Mrs Corona was hiding behind every corner and could recognise them, a version 2, the so-called FFP 2, became widely available soon afterwards. Of course, with the advertising promise to guarantee an even safer anonymity, because due to the baboon’s ass shape, her facial outlines were even more veiled.

But enough about the external circumstances, because in a stable in beautiful Bavaria something much more exciting was going on at the time.

Two goats, one more beautiful than the other, were expecting their children.

Both were very excited as it was their very first birth. They were excitedly looking for the right place in the stable, knocking on every straw and asking what its service was like, because of course each of the two wanted a five-star straw bed for their newborn fawn.

Well, one night the time had come. The first of the two goats was about to give birth, the sky was starry and even though it was already April, a cold breeze still swept over the dark meadows of Upper Bavaria at night.

But something was different this night, for the stars were not as they always were, they were scattered wildly in the sky without any recognisable system and they did not show the usual constellations. But one sign stood out. It was not possible to say exactly what it was, but with a little imagination it looked like a lying beer bottle pointing to the stable where the first kid had just been born. A sweet little girl. Within a few seconds it was ready and the kid was jumping around.

But the mother was expecting another twin and this one, as it turned out, was also a girl. But she was not as enthusiastic as the first one, her first look was rather annoyed, as if she wanted to go back into her belly. But she too was infected by her sister’s joie de vivre through the warm milk, so they didn’t enjoy their start in life together for long…!

To be continued…..

Youth contribution: L.M., ’07